The Melancholy Eskimo Review -- by Bob Eldridge
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Winter post schedule: irregular. Warning: plot spoilers.
PLEASE NOTE: I’ve finally fixed the problem of some of the images on this site not showing up on Internet Explorer, a problem traceable to a change that Microsoft made last December in their code. triggering a bug in the way Quark -- which I use to build these pages -- exports GIF images. I finally found out the cause of the problem and a way to work around it -- no thanks to either Quark or Microsoft, but to an IT tech friend, Mika Babcock, whose company, foreseeing.com, designs websites for bookdealers). I have some new articles to put up on the site and will do so soon.

Why should you read books you’ve never heard of? Find out why in this introduction to a catalog of rare books on sale at lwcurrey.com, “Exceedingly Eldritch: Rediscovered Rarities,” from the Melancholy Eskimo’s antiquarian book business, Eldritch Books. Read an introductory essay about this selection of books. [book review-essay]

Dancing Lady” (1933) has the spiciness we expect from a pre-Hays code movie, plus the musical non-sequiturs we expect from a pre-Oklahoma musical, plus Fred Astaire, plus the Three Stooges, plus a sizzling Joan Crawford ... and more. [move review]

Super Size Me” brings up some of the main issues that are pertinent to documentary films, which are in the midst of a boom right now. Relieved of the strict expectations that viewers bring with them to fiction films, documentaries are free to move back and forth between presenting information and telling a story, and Morgan Spurlock exploits this freedom to compensate for weaknesses in both of these areas. [movie review/essay]

“Where the Moon Came From” is a children’s story for adults. When the world was young, everything on the Earth was edible. The only living thing, a giant, ate so much that he left behind huge canyons and valleys. He got bigger and bigger until one night he floated off into space. [short story]

Beware of re-watching favorite old movies from your childhood. George Pal’s “The Time Machine” (1960) made it to 802, 701 and back but didn’t survive the trip to 2005. [movie review]

Charade” (1963) tries to give equal emphasis to comedy, romance and suspense, but director Stanley Donnen, adept at the first two, doesn’t quite bring off the third. But then, who could have harnessed such a troika? If Hitchcock had made this, he would have built up the romance and the suspense and toned down the comedy. [movie review]

Gender-related behavioral differences show up in children at an early age, as confirmed by experiments involving their choice of toys. Now these differences have been observed in other primates as well, according to a new experiment involving infant vervet monkeys. Males like balls, females like dolls. But does that mean that females are gentler than males?  [essay on The Battle of the Sexes]

The antithesis of The Virgin and the Dynamo can be found in “Doctor Zhivago,” despite David Lean’s omission of the Christian subtext found in Boris Pasternak’s novel. All the characters lose some kind of essential virginity here as the red tide sweeps over the steppes. What is gained? The film’s closing shot of a giant hydro-electric dam offers an enigmatic answer. [movie review]

Robots” is gorgeous to look at. Wait for the DVD and watch it with the sound turned off. Everything else about the movie feels like it’s made from spare parts. [movie capsule review]

Sidney Pollack’s new film, “The Interpreter,” is good but not great. Was it the director’s very lack of an auteur’s passion that won him permission to film at the U.N.? Did that permission influence him to pull punches in this tale about liberators and dictators? The film triggers some reflections on parallels between the United Nations and the Tower of Babel that may subvert the director’s intentions.  [movie review]

The melancholy humor of The Bobservatory has been relocated to this site, on four separate pages, covering Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, and Season 4.

In the waning days of the Cold War, the Brits made yet one more espionage film as elegant as a pocketless billiards game. See how “Cold War Killers” puts Britain, Russia and Germany on some clever new collision courses. [move review]

Hitler’s SS: A Portrait in Evil” is a misleadingly lurid title for a detailed look at the rise and fall of the Third Reich from the point of view of one German family whose three sons fall into and escape its maelstrom of evil in various ways. The move shows the seductive surface, as well as the corrosive substance, of the Nazis. [movie review]

A beautiful Indian-American woman’s account of her matrimonial quest prompted the Melancholy Eskimo to pen an open letter to her in reply. [essay]

The 2-DVD package of eight “War Classics” for $5.50? How could I resist? The first one I watched, “Waterfront”, a B-movie with John Carradine from 1944, was uniformly mediocre [movie capsule review] but stirred up some thoughts about movie-making then and now. [essay]

Archetypal symbolism gives a somber substratum to “James and the Giant Peach,” whose sheer beauty and inventive zeal might otherwise obscure the hard and unchanging psychological truths that exist at its core like the rough stone that holds the sweetness of the peach together. [movie review]

One of the great unsung masterpieces of 2004 was “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.” In giving bittersweet tribute to extinct aesthetic visions, it forges a brilliant aesthetic vision of its own, a rare accomplishment that, evidently, was caviar to the masses. [movie review]

The 2003 production of “Peter Pan” is the best one to date, largely because it doesn’t detach the story’s shadows from its sparkling flights of fancy. A hundred years after this play’s first production someone has finally gotten it right: the Oedipal tensions, the Christian allusions, and the family membership in a long lineage dating back to the shaggy goat god of the Greek woodlands. [movie review/essay]

The true star of “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” is the set, especially the interiors and exteriors of Hogwarts, depicted in a rich, warm, lush way that is almost erotic. This movie is cheesecake for antiquarians.  [movie review]

It's nighttime in the Brady household and - wait a minute, here's Sam, the friendly butcher, coming out of the bedroom of Alice, the friendly maid.
    “Oh, hi, Sam. What are you doing here?”
    Sam thinks fast.
    “Delivering some meat.”
    “Oh, okay. See you later.”
[movie capsule review of “The Brady Bunch Movie”]

House of Sand and Fog” is a study of how two very different individuals react to loss. Kathy (Jennifer Connelly) won't admit that it is a fait accompli, a result of her own fault. Behrani (Ben Kingsley) sees his loss clearly, feels it deeply, blames no one, and moves on, working with discipline and self-abnegation to repair the loss. She survives, he doesn’t. [movie capsule review]

Robin Williams fixed the too-many-clowns problem in 2002 with the release of “Insomnia” and “One-Hour Photo,” in each of which he plays a lonely recluse. Are these weirdos also murderers? That question provides the tension in both of these fine movies, though the latter is ultimately more interesting. [movie review]

Right from the start of “Unfaithful,” we are made to feel that the Sumner's world of suburban peace is fragile – not because it’s superficial, but because it’s vulnerable. It's a windy day, and one of the first shots shows the wind tipping over a child's parked bicycle. There's the whole movie right there. Uncontrolled passions come into the lives of a nice quiet family and tip it over. [movie review]

As played by Monica Bellucci, the heroine of “Malèna” isn’t trying to be sexy any more than the sun is trying to be hot. It’s just the way she is. Sex radiates from her. Life radiates from her. If there were any real men around her, this energy would be reflected back towards her as pure passionate love. She should be worshiped. Instead, she is reviled. [movie review]

The paradox at the heart of “Chicago” is that women, murderous though they may be in their intimate relations, have a life-affirming energy in public that is not only irresistible but indispensable. [movie review]

I’m not saying for sure that Frank was faking it in “Far From Heaven,” but it makes you wonder. And if he wasn’t, then, considering our uncertainty about the causes of homosexuality, it raises the possibility that one of them might be bad interior decorating. [movie review]

Ang Lee’s “The Ice Storm” belongs to that genre of American film that depicts wealthy white suburbs as places where evil and unhappiness – especially sexual pathology – are lurking right below the surface! [movie review]

Master and Commander” invites comparison with the other seafaring yarn of 2003, Pirates of the Caribbean”, though it’s a comparison of diamond and glass. No, that’s unfair to glass, which is useful for many purposes. [movie review of “Master and Commander”] [capsule review of “Pirates of the Caribbean”]

Kill Bill” spills enough stage blood to float a pagoda. But to observe that and stop there is to miss the point. Tarantino transmutes this blood into a sort of intoxicating wine that can take us into a rarefied mental region, if we know how to follow him there. [movie review of “Kill Bill Vol. I”] [movie review of “Kill Bill Vol. II”]

In literary composition, the non-linear narrative structure we see in “Pulp Fiction” is called periodicity. It is based on an unusually prolonged suspension of both meaning and syntactical resolution until the very end of the sentence, and it is a confection for connoisseurs. [movie review/essay]

In these scenes of “The Party,” the Indian removes his disguise of Loser and stands revealed as The Fool, just as the elephant removes its disguise of fraternity joke and stands revealed as Ganesha, the elephant-headed son of Shiva, the Destroyer, one of the three aspects of the Hindu Godhead. [movie review]
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