The Melancholy Eskimo Review. By Bob Eldridge.
Summer post schedule: irregular. Warning: plot spoilers.
from Five Variations on a Phrase from Shakespeare



Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are playing heads or tails.
Once again we listen to the flippant question and watch
The two sides of the coin chase each other up and down
A column of air, like lizards playing on a Roman column
In the sunlight, then resting together in the shadow of his hand.

Are we watching gravity or levity? Tragedy or travesty?

Shakespeare is the ocean underneath the boat
Of our comprehension, underlying it or overturning it,
As the case may be. Stoppard has filled up the bathtub
And given us some clever toys to play with.

The other side of the coin? Very few of us set out to sea
Anymore, whereas we all take baths now and then.

Perhaps the truth is that these two wizards
Chase each other upstage and down,
Each one trying to swallow the other's tale,
Before they come to rest together in some shady part of our mind.

They say the lizard of mythology, the ourobouros,
Swallowed its own tail, making a circle that got smaller and smaller until …
Until what?
Maybe its final dimension was that of a coin,
Its head on one side, its tail on the other.  
Maybe this is the true, Ovidian origin of the coin.
If so, it retains some feeling of its ophidian origin,
Cool, heavy, smooth, gliding. Are not the serpent's scales
Bright coins fanned out along its back?
Then, too, money has inherited the snake's ability to fascinate us.

I wonder if the lucky English hangman understood
Any of this when he inherited the property of Rosencrantz,
And along with it, his famous trick coins.
Did he grasp anything of their long and sinuous ancestry?
Did he ever toss one in the air, or did he head off afterwards
Straight to the pub, thumbing them greasily in the pocket of his pants?




Rosencreutz and gilding stone are dead.
The bloom is off the rosy cross and all
That's left of alchemy will be its dross:
Leaden prose and stiff-jointed picture
Allegories, washed up on the beach,
Too rank to please, too recondite to teach.
Far out to sea, colossal Shakespeare saw
Dramaturgy wrestling thaumaturgy
And knew that necromancy's pomp and circumstance
Would soon be dead as Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.




Frankincense and gold and myrrh are dead
And if we followed now to where the three
Wise men were led, the only thing we'd see
Would be a pile of dirty straw for a bed.




 "Benjamin Franklinstein" was a phrase I read
Many years ago, and still remember:
A portmanteau one critic built to hold
His theory that the figure of Ben Franklin,
So homely to us, yet numinous to the poet Shelley
For casting his line into the stormy sky one night
And reeling in a flickering blue-white snake,
Cast a long shadow over him
And his wife Mary when they decided,
With Byron and Polidori, to see which one
Of them could write the best ghost story.
For was not the monster himself, dismembered
And remembered, a living portmanteau,
A suitcase filled with other people's bones?




Franklin, stern, the champion of thrift,
Gave lavishly of himself to bring the gift
Of knowledge to his fellow men, and when
Ben cast his kite into the storm, the lightning
Flash xerographied the image of
Enlightening Franklin on young Shelley's mind
And frightening Frankenstein came forth -
See where he glistens on his metal bed,
Some parts old, some parts blue,
Some parts borrowed, some parts glued.
And so the demiurge, no stranger to
Economy in matters of design,
Has sewn together all of these, his protégés,
With just one brilliant jagged line.
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